A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry: Who put that on there? was it a fucking ghost? Listen to my eyes: Where’s the fucking tuna?
Americans lived together in harmony. Then...
Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Still a virgin.
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.
wow he sure is hungry no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first i’m hip
Interviewer: If all the members were drowning, who would you save first?
Key: Minho can swim. Pass. Jonghyun, Taemin, pass. I'll save Onew. He'll drown even if he's swimming.
snuggo: shizznizzle: hey-insomia: legaragerage: lmao @ all of this. “IS CHANSUNG BANANA” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE JUNHO AND CHANSUNG ONE.