July 2012
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: omg what if i actually said something out loud
me: omg what if there is a telepath around here
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me:
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
have you ever sat in class and listened to the conversations around you and realize that you are the smartest person in the room
blaineandersons:
where can i sign up to be adopted by ellen degeneres
When my friends are talking about movies
What I say: Oh yeah, that guy was in it, he was in some other movies, his name is like...Robert?
What is in my head: Actors full name, age, spouse, birthday, the movies release date, director, full cast, and box office sales.
gimpygabi:
-chairmanmeow:
why are ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails.
i want a ghost movie set in walmart.
“cleanup in aisle 13”
“but there is no aisle 13”
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how do i uninstall feels
Asian Parents
dearestcyndee:
assumes the worst in everything
creates a big deal out of the smallest things
thinks that everyone around you is gonna influence you in a bad way
tells you to get off the internet when they don’t even let you go out
yells at you, then finds other things to yell at you about when it has nothing to do with what they were yelling at you about in the first place
that last one...
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luckythinks91:
cassholebruno:
twerkin’ my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and i’m home bound
Reblog if you can't even
no
oreoassassin:
mamisboots:
you get rejected by your crush
now your kokoro
is brokoro
it can’t go doki doki, if it’s broki broki
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