Congratulations; you made it through another day!...
timelordy-teganbreann: Your record for longest amount of consecutive days without dying has reached a personal best. Well done, you.
shavingryansprivates: *lays down to take a nap* *wakes up 8 hours later pissed off and confused*
do i watch a new show rewatch another show watch a movie read a book or read fanfiction my life choices are so difficult
When things break, it’s not the actual breaking that prevents them from getting...– John Green and David Levithan, Will Grayson, Will Grayson (via fakeville)
sassynun47: making my way down town walking fast now i am out of breath
friend: HEY REMEMBER WHEN YOU LIKED-
me: continue and i will destroy you
The two ways of explaining books
Books you like: Yeah, I like it it. It has a nice storyline. It's an entertaining read, but it was kind of slow and I found some of the characters a bit dull.
Books you love: DALKFKLSJF OKAY SO A BUNCH OF AMAZING STUFF AND IT'S COMPLICATED!! I MEAN I CAN'T TELL YOU BECAUSE SERIOUSLY SPOILERS!!! I JUST. OKAY SO THE MAIN CHARACTER IS SUPeR AMAZING. AND THIS GUYS YEAH OKAY YOU'LL LOVE THIS GUSY AND ASLFHKLFSJ THEY'RE ALL SO AMAZING. BUT THESE BOOKS HURT MY HEART. OKAY JUST LOTS OF PAIN. HERE'S THE FIRST 3. THEY GET HARMED, YOU GET HARMED. CALL ME WHEN YOU FINISH!!!!
punsicle: have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was while you’re falling asleep in class...
imjustonekid: do you ever keyboard smash like: galsimvaklrer and think no that doesn’t look right and so you erase it and try again laskdfjaasdf ah yes that’s how im feeling now
godz1lla: you don’t know pain until you’ve become an international kpop fan
deanisanactualprincess: cassjaytuck: SOME NIGHTS I STAY UP WRITING AN ESSAY THAT I SHOULD’VE STARTED THREE WEEKS AGO am i the only one who heard that as a parody of some nights instead of just reading it
microwavablemeals: do you ever just meet someone who you think you wouldn’t really get close to but then like a year later they’ve become very close and dear to you and you just kinda think, wow im really glad i met this person i don’t know what i’d do without them
When you find somebody you love, all the way through, and she loves you—even...– Nora Roberts (via perfect)
xaynmalik: nue: i get so uncomfortable when people ask me what im doing on the computer like can u not
grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
me: no thanks grandma
grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE