January 2012
before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower
when I'm in the shower: jesus christ this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot.
Seeing a sad and overwhelming picture on tumblr.
Me: Aw omg that's so sad I think I'm gonna rebl-
Tumblr user: YOU DON'T HAVE A HEART IF YOU DON'T REBLOG THIS!!!!!!!
Tumblr user 2: Wow, anyone who doesn't reblog this is heartless.
Tumblr user 3: Reblog if you care I know I do :))
Tumblr user 4: If u can reblog everything else why not take ur time to reblog this???
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That annoying moment when your friends make it...
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me at school
me: what the fuck is this
me: what the fuck is that
me: when the fuck will i ever need to know this
me: why the fuck do these people walk at glacial paces
me: who the fuck assigned my locker as the official gathering place
me: when the fuck did the teacher assign that
me: why the fuck did i take this course
me: when the fuck is lunch
Scientist: The average person spends 13 hours online per week
Me: lol
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girl: sir can i go to the toilet
male teacher: no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
girl: but im having girl issues
male teacher: omfg go